This guy will blow your mind and haunt your dreams. His quivering lips will be forever engrained in your brain. You'll never kiss another person without thinking of him.

I feel sorry for her, but it's pretty gosh darn entertaining how she keeps trucking along.

Yesterday Joe - our designer - turned 27. Andy bought him a tiramisu from Philippe’s Chocolate store across the road. The cute girl at the store gave Joe a candle as well. Super Kawaii.

So yeah, Happy Birthday Joe. Without your birthday yesterday, we wouldn’t have got Fatimas for lunch. and we love Fatimas.

NSFW. No nudity. Just a few cuss words.

TV Adverts are an interesting thing. I’ll quite often sit in front of the television and wonder just what inspired some half-wit to waste their money on an utterly useless tvc. Other times I have to applaud how aggressively they focus on their market, like this Brut ad that I saw at half time in the NZ v Aus league test on Saturday night. Brutally male. Laddish. Blokey. High class. Excellent CGI. Really creative. Brilliant - fits Brut like a glove. poos.

There's also the Rexona Dan Carter ad where he loses the front wheel of his bike and proceeds to calmly and cooly cruise down the bushy slope on one wheel before re-connecting with his long lost front wheel - thanks to the cooling rexona he has under his arms. They should've had his wheel fall off and him violently falling down the hill, crashing in to every rock on the way - with the tagline, At least Dan Carter don't have sweaty armpits after a serious biking accident. Sheeiit.

I've got an idea for a Powerade ad as well. It's World Cup time, the All Blacks have just won the Final. I'd like to see a hungover Dan Carter stumbling in to a servo' to pick up a blue powerade after a big night out on the lash celebrating.  Later that day he's strolling through a press room all smiles, when he should really have his head in the toilet. Powerade - Helps makes you feel less shit when you're hungover. Cos let's face it, that's what most of us use powerade for.

I also celebrate the entire range of Thin Lizzy commercials. The strength is in the Thin Lizzy jingle. What a treat of a jingle, their new 'Thin Lizzy Concealer' jingle hasn't dropped online yet, but I've heard it on the new ad, and the autotune is a nice touch. They know what's hip, and they've nailed it big time lol.

With commercials, all I ask for is a bit of effort and application.  ‘Vinny T’ from the Furniture Guy (video below) has it in spades, no budget necessary – and whilst his planning is clearly lacking – the result is overwhelming. You know your video is awesome when Philip Seymour Hoffman parodies it. Philip Seymour Hoffman.

But yeah, this guy. He's decided to make a commercial, he's had an idea, and he's just gone for it. I respect that. Clearly, he understands how cool he looks atop that trailer in his leather, playing his elctric guitar. It's natural, it's accessible, it's real, and he handles himself with grace and poise throughout. Good work Vinny. Oh yeah, I'm fine.

Imagine this at Mt Smart Stadium for a Warriors game. It would be amazing. They could form naughty words and shapes... like dicks and stuff. What a sight that would be.

Sticking with league, I can’t understand the fracas around the Rugby League Test at Eden Park the other week.... so a few bottles were chucked and there were a few fights after the game. 6 people got arrested, that’s probably the tally per night outside bloody Providor bar and grill. I say the league at Eden Park is a welcome change from the boring investment bankers and their season tickets to the Blues games.

Back to our friends from the Orient... check this shit out - SELF-FREEZING COKE from a vending machine. Those dudes do everything cooler than everyone else.

For a man that at first view is seemingly past the peak of his sexual powers, Rick pumps and thrusts in such a way that suggests there’s plenty of life in the old stallion yet. He’s clearly enjoying the Indian summer of his career.

His smile alone tells you that much, but there are a few standout points that really capture how eager Ricky the sexpot is. At around 13 seconds, he can barely contain his excitement and just wants to talk about how happy he is to be there. Another 13 seconds and he’s grabbing at the mic to deliver his mantra: the Rippin’ and the Tearin’, the Rippin’ and the Tearin’. I’m really struggling to find superlatives in which to describe this moment.

With 40 visits to Hedonism 2 under his, err, speedo belt, I can only speculate; but there's a worryingly high chance that this man may have spawned offspring. You would be super-gutted if you stumbled across this video and realised that your Father is the ultimate sexual deviant.

I wonder if he's ever met Byron Kelleher at one of these things, and again, I shudder to think about what those two tweezers got up to.

You’ll never hear Beyonce’s ‘Diva’ again and not think of Rick thrusting his love in your direction. You can’t escape.

Rape is a good thing never, but I am thankful that a failed attack resulted in this guy and his sister getting some solid air-time. The pair of them are made for television.
 

We really like Michael Jackson. We went through a phase where we'd listen to his marvelous piece 'The Earth Song' every day at around 4:30pm. I say phase, but it went on for a good few months. We also really like the Thin Lizzy jingle. Check it out the thin lizzy website; their marketing team thought it would be a great idea to have the song playing on loop while you browse their website - we couldn't agree more.