A staff member at a Bronx ‘Footlocker’ store stumbled across this little cutey out back. It was first thought to be a Gambian pouched rat, and then Master Splinter, but it was later confirmed that it was neither the Gambian nor Splinter – just the Manute Bol of New York rats. Sheeit. But seriously, look at the width on the handle of that spade/hoe thingy – that rat is gigantic.
For reference, and just because they're both cool: Manute Bol and Master Splinter.