We’ve got a semi for Piri at the moment; actually, I think the whole country has a semi for our bucket-arsed halfback. Ever since his colossal performance against the Argentines lead us to the semis, we’ve been inundated with requests for a Piri tee; and we thought now was the right time to make one for the Wainuiomata warrior.

We’re stoked at the way he’s leading the boys around the park at the moment, and we’re confident that with Piri at the helm we’re going to dick the Aussie’s.

So, order this ‘Black or Bust’ t-shirt before semi-final kick off (Sunday, 9pm) and if we lose, we’ll send you out a $20 Mr Vintage voucher.

There’s no risk. Only for us, but we think if Piri’s there, even Stephen Donald could be playing at 10 and we’d still get the job done (which could actually happen. #BeaverFever)

Go on, have a flutter on the finals; we are.