Stationery Range
It’s seems like we're dropping shit all the time these days lol but we’ve got a new range in Whitcoulls. I still pinch myself when I see Mr Vintage stuff in Whitcoulls; it’s cool because Whitcoulls is a big time store, I think there’s even one in Timaru – I had a school trip there once and I remember a creepy man outside the Whitcoulls asking us “you feeling the cold here boys? I can make you warmer”... hence my warm affinity with the franchise.
We’ve expanded our range in a big way this time. Last week you might have sat there at your desk wishing that your Holden car branded mug had something cooler on it like a jandal or a tiki. We’ve pulled a few strings so that if you go down to Whitcoulls you can purchase yourself a Mr Vintage coffee mug that carries such an image. It just made sense. Same deal with the photo albums, good way to spice up your old wedding album – Mr Vintage photo album. And coasters, well you can rest your mug on there so it don’t stain the oak.
In the next range we’re going to make some male G-Thong underpants that are especially for tanning up so you look like a great sexy latin man. Hayden requested them; he’s already shaved his leg hair, as the sun wasn’t getting a glimpse of the flesh through the thick curls covering it. The G-Thong will have the longest drink in town on its head.
Had to make sure I spelt stationery right. Last time I spelt it stationary implying that the range was not moving. Luckily I made this super clever gag hoping that the stationery range isn’t in fact stationary lol. Anyway, check the new photo albums, coasters, note pads and mugs.
p.s. A bit late I know, but I’ve jut got on the lol buzz so I’m making up for lost time by trying to use lol at least 3 times each blog post. Just if you were wondering about the lolzfest back there.
