Imagine this at Mt Smart Stadium for a Warriors game. It would be amazing. They could form naughty words and shapes... like dicks and stuff. What a sight that would be.

Sticking with league, I can’t understand the fracas around the Rugby League Test at Eden Park the other week.... so a few bottles were chucked and there were a few fights after the game. 6 people got arrested, that’s probably the tally per night outside bloody Providor bar and grill. I say the league at Eden Park is a welcome change from the boring investment bankers and their season tickets to the Blues games.

Back to our friends from the Orient... check this shit out - SELF-FREEZING COKE from a vending machine. Those dudes do everything cooler than everyone else.

I know how that must sound, but...

Every now and then a blog will come along and just completely blow your mind. For me, that blog is ‘Stuff in my mouth’. Hearing the name, you’d probably (and perhaps reasonably) assume that this blog is one that carries rather questionable content. Not so.

Over the past year or so this fantastic girl and her fantastic little friend have humoured me with the various little items they’ve found time to photograph in their mouths. The items vary. From 14 Giant Jaffa’s, to 22 pencils, to a Dick Tracy figurine – their witty word play and deadpan expressions have always left me extremely satisfied. I’ve no recollection of how I stumbled across this blog; I can only praise the heavens that such a miraculous gift came in to my life. I suggest you try it.

Photoshop. Comes in handy.