I feel like I've just discovered the cure for cancer, thanks to Evy's Dad Ross - we now all have the oppurtunity  to extend the life of our favourite pair of jandals with the use of a simple bread bag tag. Relief.

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It's a classic case of 'reporter getting stuck with all the fluff pieces, craving more important and newsworthy items that he can sink his ambitious teeth in to' and finally he snaps... in a good way. In one beautiful video, he's captured the frustration of so many toiling away doing work they despise.

sidenote: he says the f-word a few times, so don't have it too loud in the office.

Rhythm and Vine's 2011 with Mr Vintage from Good Dear Good on Vimeo.

A staff member at a Bronx ‘Footlocker’ store stumbled across this little cutey out back. It was first thought to be a Gambian pouched rat, and then Master Splinter, but it was later confirmed that it was neither the Gambian nor Splinter – just the Manute Bol of New York rats. Sheeit. But seriously, look at the width on the handle of that spade/hoe thingy – that rat is gigantic.

For reference, and just because they're both cool: Manute Bol and Master Splinter.

It’s the end of the year, and what a year it was. I can’t believe how fast it’s gone etc etc, and we just wanted to do a little wrap up of how it was for us, a few highlights, and mostly just to say thanks to all of you that bought some stuff off us, talked rubbish with us on facebook or done some tweets and stuff on twitters. You guys are cool, and without you we’d all probably just be digging holes somewhere (which wouldn’t be all that bad given the tan we’d get and the lunch bars we’d get to eat at).

When we were talking about what happened this year, the first thing that came to mind was the Christchurch Earthquake. While it’s never nice to see such tragedy and loss, I think the lasting memory will be the way NZ came together and the sense of unity, community and love that was shown throughout the country. It was humbling to just be a part of it, and we’re extremely proud to have such amazing customers that were happy to part with their funds to support four charities. To think that – together with you customers – we raised $124,000 for Victim Support, the Salvation Army, Canterbury SPCA, & St John is an amazing achievement – definitely our proudest moment as a business to date.

That was deep. Other highlights were the World Cup, and again being part of a collective community spirit cheering on the All Blacks. Being on the Official World Cup path was great, and getting involved with the Piri tees and all the rest was awesome. We didn’t sleep much on account of all the printing we were doing, but it was totally worth it.

As a business, we’ve grown super substantially this year; acquiring more equipment for screen printing, more heavy-drinking staff members, starting mrvintage.com.au, worked with some new business partners, added a whole range of new product lines, and just generally streamlining the business so we don’t make as many mistakes as we used to. We’ll continue doing this next year, where the journey will continue to bigger and better things – and we’re stoked to have an awesome group of customers that help us shape our business by telling us handy things like how big boobs don’t always work with the crew necks so we need to add more vees and scoops. That stuff’s helpful, and we always like talking about boobs as well, so it’s win-win.

So yeah – thanks heaps and look after yourself over Christmas and New Years. We’ll see you in January where we’ll be undertaking a heavy detoxification of the system.

Cheers, the team at Mr Vintage.

This tee has Richie's face on it, and is to be worn over the head in wild celebration. You should buy it and wear it for the final. bro.

In 1987 I was only 2 years old and fairly illiterate, so I don’t remember if I partied very hard the last time we won the World Cup. My Dad partied for me though, and funnily enough he doesn’t remember if he partied too hard either; he doesn’t even remember if he was at the game or not. He asked my Mum, and she confirmed that he was not at the game, but rather in the gutter – the same place that I have a sneaky suspicion I’ll end up – again fairly illiterate – on Sunday.

We’ve got a semi for Piri at the moment; actually, I think the whole country has a semi for our bucket-arsed halfback. Ever since his colossal performance against the Argentines lead us to the semis, we’ve been inundated with requests for a Piri tee; and we thought now was the right time to make one for the Wainuiomata warrior.

We’re stoked at the way he’s leading the boys around the park at the moment, and we’re confident that with Piri at the helm we’re going to dick the Aussie’s.

So, order this ‘Black or Bust’ t-shirt before semi-final kick off (Sunday, 9pm) and if we lose, we’ll send you out a $20 Mr Vintage voucher.

There’s no risk. Only for us, but we think if Piri’s there, even Stephen Donald could be playing at 10 and we’d still get the job done (which could actually happen. #BeaverFever)

Go on, have a flutter on the finals; we are.

It’s a general rule of thumb in life that if you want someone to do something, you have to give them something in return. It applies to potty-training a child, teaching a dog to sit, and even sexual favours.

With that in mind it makes sense for me to tell you what we want you to do. It’s pretty simple really; we want you to post more stuff on our facebook page. We talk heaps with you guys on our facebook page, and it's almost like we're mates. Except that we never actually see you, only in the digital world. So we want to hear more from you.

• You could post photos of your recently received Mr Vintage order.
• You could post a photo of your collection of Mr Vintage t-shirts.
• You could post a photo of yourself after you’ve had 14 beers and someone’s drawn a penis on your face.
• You could post a story of your Mr Vintage experience (good or bad).
• You could just as easily post a photo of you wearing your tee in some place exotic like Tahiti or Hawaii, but if it’s in your room in Papakura, that’s not likely to win you anything.

As outlined earlier, you’ll be receiving something for this. Each week we’ll choose a ‘Fan of the Week’ - most likely the person who has the funniest post or put the most effort in to their photo/post - and we’ll give them a $50 Mr Vintage voucher and also a Mai FM shout-out on facebook. Easy eh. Please note the shout out is not actually going to be on Mai FM, it will just be on our facebook page.

So yeah, the ‘Fan of the Week’ will start this week. Good place to start would be to L I K E . O U R . P A G E . or whatever.

Meanest.